2007-05-14

Not that I particularly care about celebrities and what they are up to, but I have to admit a certain degree of schadenfreude when I heard that the horse-faced one received 45 days in the slammer.

Thinking of "Hilton" and "jail" within the same sentence, reminded me of the film Bankok Hilton. I'm sure as a segregated, high-profile prisoner, her stay will be a walk in the park.

Some anagrams of Paris Hilton:
Hi, A-List Porn
Ha, 'Til Prison
L.A. 'Ho In Strip

I'd sentence her to another 45 days for wearing those dumb-looking "Roswell" glasses.